mr cellophane

The Snakes on a Plane teaser is out. Absolutely riveting. Highlights:


"I've had it with these mothafuckin' snakes."


"THAT'S RIGHT MOTHAFUCKA I JUST WHIPPED YOU WITH A MOTHAFUCKIN' SNAKE!"


"Whatchu gonna do now, mothafucka!?"


"OH MAH GAWD THEREZ SNAKES ON THIS PLANE!"


"Ughhh...there's snakes on this plane and I forgot my heart pills..."


"AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHAHHHAHHGHHGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


"SNAKE IN MY SHIRT!!!!!!!"


Shit's gonna blow up. I don't care why. It's going. to. blow. up.


Axe + snake + plane =


DECAPITATED SNAKE ON A PLANE.

See this movie.